Dudes like boobs. Dudes like wine … dudes like boobs that can dole out wine. Enter: The Wine Rack, a wearable wine dispenser. For $29.95, BaronBob.com will send you the worlds greatest over the shoulder boulder holder.
This oldie but goodie got some new life earlier today. However, it was introduced about a year and half ago over on BoingBoing. The container holds 25 oz. of liquid courage and comes with a convenient bite-locked tube. Just to state the obvious … go your sin twins some boob juice post haste!
No … this is not a joke, but it should be! Here’s the deal: MeatCards will take beef jerky and sear your contact info on it with a 150 WATT CO2 laser. Dumb? Absolutely! Funny enough to post … you betcha!
If you are wondering why I only put up one other post today – it’s because I’ve been doubled over in painful laughter! Who knew that ordinary, American bacon does not have the structural integrity that is necessary for this application?
Anyway, what you have here is your basic flaming tube … of BACON (err… prosciutto). Ah, but we believe in the fairness of society … so Theo Gray made a cucumber lance for all my vegan buddies! Show up to your next party with this sucker and I bet you’ll get some mad love: