No, I haven’t fallen in or anything. While I’ve still been eating out the past couple of weeks, most of my writing time has been devoted to … gasp … COOKING!!! Mmmm …
So sit tight, I’ll be back soon and in the meantime, enjoy this little number! I have no idea where to buy such a wonderful apparatus.
[via PIU]
Thank you Pizza Hut for making all of our lives a little better. Now if you could only make better pizza! Make sure you watch until the end so that you can learn how to do the dance! No word on whether or not this technique will spread to America and our beloved delivery drivers.
[Thanks to El Guapo for the email]
A little treat before I sit down to watch Top Chef in preparation for this weeks What Ingredient Was That? Here we have a three-layer pie/cake filled with cherry, pumpkin, and apple pie. Better known as a Cherpumple, it’s pretty damn awesome. It’s been all over the net for some time, but recently popped up in my news feed again. It’s made by Charles Phoenix, a pretty well known pop-humorist. My favorite analogy is the comparison to the turduckin. There’s a recipe on Phoenix’s site, but you’ll come to find out, there are a number of takes on the Cherpumple.
Video instructions after the leap!
It’s Friday and I’m stuffed full of cooley’s and popsicles. I figured it was time to start thinking of a new diet … thankfully Burgess Meredith (aka The Penguin aka Mikey) has the answers! Warning: NSFW
Dudes like boobs. Dudes like wine … dudes like boobs that can dole out wine. Enter: The Wine Rack, a wearable wine dispenser. For $29.95, BaronBob.com will send you the worlds greatest over the shoulder boulder holder.
This oldie but goodie got some new life earlier today. However, it was introduced about a year and half ago over on BoingBoing. The container holds 25 oz. of liquid courage and comes with a convenient bite-locked tube. Just to state the obvious … go your sin twins some boob juice post haste!
[from BaronBob.com via FoxNews via @englishanj]
As I work through the daily grind, waiting to get back on the hobby horse, I though I’d treat y’all to some rocktastic awesomeness. Thank Goodby Silverstein for this milktastic sampling and big shout out to Rob (who does cool pictures!) for the tip! It’s a viral marketing campaign that takes the Got Milk! slogan to awesome new heights.
You’re welcome!
Total luck as this was cropped from the background of one of my shots! Truly awesome! Who are you mysterious lover of the popsicle? Yes, this mysterious man of popsicle orgies might as well have been a plant, because if this doesn’t show a true love of The King of Pops, I don’t know what does!
Though I’m not Trekkie, this … how do you say? Um …
Yes, apparently someone (a few years back as it seems), sat down to turn a collection of German sausage into a full fledged version of the Starship Enterprise, which you all know as the ship from Star Trek.
Start here:
End Here:
You can follow the complete assembly on Spackonauten.org, or check out the “ship in action” over on tumblr.
[via gearfuse]
It’s good to know that people still have a sense of humor these days. Here’s the drill: first call 1-800-295-0051 (that’s the Nestle Crunch hotline). Then, when asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait. That’s when you’ll get a third option … HA! Then just follow the trail by pressing 4 … then 7. It’s one of those “Easter eggs” that’ll just bring a smile to your face.
This little tidbit is actually all over the net right now, so it’s hard to get through. Perseverance will be rewarded and Nestlé Crunch is your Pied Piper.
