The answer: Don’t ask for advice online.
A woman, who goes by the handle of Anna, was stumped. Apparently, some guy asked her to make him a sandwich (and in a not so nice manner). Anna admits that she lacks the chops to make a witty comeback. So she turned to Yahoo Answers for help. Many tweets, blog posts, Diggs, and answers later, Anna has her answer. You can peruse the 405 responses on the Yahoo Answers page. Meanwhile, here is the one that got the most votes:
Q: When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what’s a good comeback?
A: Well, you better comeback with a godamn [sic] sandwich.
Like they say, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
[Via Too Many Sources]