Shit Bartenders Say

Service interruption: While y’all slept and we threw down at a couple of Midtown saloons with two very large ladies [*wink*], my server crashed … so apologies there. That aside, it’s obvious that I’m a … Read more →

Concrete Wine: It Tastes Sooo Good [Laugh of the Day]

A fine wine might impart images of palatial estates and smells of aromatic fruits and spices.  It might offer a demonstrative mid-palate and a finish of rich chocolates.  Then again, it might remind you of … Read more →

Who Are The Chefs? [Laugh of the Day]

It’s Sunday Funday, so let’s kickback.  Here’s an awesome Super Bowl ad from back in the day. It’s a Snickers commercial, so that qualifies with this guy as a food related topic!!! Cheers! [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmgice3ieZ4?rel=0]

28 Drinks Later [Laugh of the Day]

Comedian Nick Swardson was kind enough to document what happens in the event you consume 28 boozerific drinks.  Basically, your world will turn into a zombie like movie filled with a bunch of booze hounds.  … Read more →

Just A Hilarious Burrito Sign

I’ll be back in full form soon.  In the meantime, enjoy this hilarious “in queso trouble, pray to cheesus” sign. [via reddit]

Dude! [Laugh of the Day]

There may be nothing more engaging than a great advertisement.  These small and rare acts of brilliance are like little windows into a common understanding.  While I don’t drink beer, I sure as hell find … Read more →

Atlanta’s David Cross Talks Food

Atlanta’s reigning king of comedy, one David Cross, is into food.  In fact, his whole family is (sister Wendy Cross runs Atlanta’s WOW Food Truck).  Today, Gourmet just posted an interview with the very hilarious … Read more →

Meanwhile In Asia [Laugh of the Day]

Spread Your Ketchup Like A Boss [Laugh of the Day]

So this is something called the automato.  Apparently, it’s for spreading ketchup.  It kinda rules … wonder how it would do with some Mrs. Butterworth’s instead of Heinz. [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M#!]

Introducing: Brunchables

If you’re not buying your kids brunchables, you are a bad person.  I can’t decide if I’m a fan of the fresh radicchio, kale, couscous, & salsa verde (with a mimosa of course) or the … Read more →